nudityandnerdery:

drink-weed-smoke-whiskey:

shmegeh:

I found this card at the pharmacy today and it was good.

This is perfect.

I feel like I need something business card-sized like this. “Sorry, I’m not avoiding you, I just can’t carry on a conversation and fight to get out of bed in the morning.”

(via locquis)

5.11: The Lodger + 6.12: Closing Time

(via echoesofthebadwolf)

deans-gay-thoughts:

Reading fanfiction that has your otp calling each other “baby”, “sweetie”, “darling” etc. when they really wouldn’t at all. Ever.

image

(via queen-of-hearts-in-ruby-slippers)

boywhocriedwerewolf:

kirk-is-holding-a-crystal-penis:

but what if because Spock was half-human, his eyebrows didn’t curve and so he actually plucked and made it look like they were Vulcan and so he did it all his life and Bones walks in on him plucking them and they just stare for a really long time and nobody finds out but they just don’t discuss it

#i thought this was going to be a really tragic post #and now i can’t stop laughing

(via buckymybabybarnes)

justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake thinks he hears the voice of God, then quickly realizes it’s only the airport loudspeakers

(via headlessbabeclub)

iwassoalonecastiel:

simplypotterheads:

Remember when they said they had to edit out Dan’s screams during Sirius’ death scene because they were too gut-wrenching? 

stop

(via christianloubooty)

beautiful-bellamy:

castielandhisbluebox:

casfucker:

i’d say i feel bad for being turned on by this
but i don’t


fixed it… 

fuck

beautiful-bellamy:

castielandhisbluebox:

casfucker:

i’d say i feel bad for being turned on by this

but i don’t

fixed it… 

fuck

(via brealeylou)

flybymars:

Phoebe was smooth as fuck

(via raggedyarchangel)